February 2010
January 2010
neilhillbrandt asked: Butts?
Love Neil and Josie (from a time warped hotel room in Thailand)
Love Neil and Josie (from a time warped hotel room in Thailand)
Dude Masturbates So Hard That A Helicopter Came →
The calls came flooding in to Santa Ana, California police from drivers on the I-5 freeway. Someone, it seems, was standing naked on a rooftop overlooking the road and masturbating for the entertainment of passing motorists…
American Apparel Looking for the World's Best Butt →
American Apparel is not known for throwing its money into the fireplace. Over the years, owner Dov Charney has fought off numerous sexual harassment lawsuits and insisted the company’s insurer fight a lawsuit by Woody Allen (who sued them for using his image). Yet according to Wikipedia, AA boasts of paying a living wage and not outsourcing its manufacturing. Still, we would’ve...
Anonymous asked: where do you play hockey? Have you ever lost any teeth? I play hockey too but I am a girl and they always made us wear face-masks so all teeth are in tact.
ladystayloww asked: whats something embarrassing that happened to you lately?
thedeefunkera asked: Who is your favorite rapper, dead or alive, of all time? Bonus question! What is your favorite line of theirs?
jesserelley-deactivated20111212 asked: Sometimes you post boobs but it's cool. I still follow.
homosammich is the best ever.
Fin.
homosammich is the best ever.
Fin.
le-tigre asked: your sister is my co-worker. she is pretty awesome. we both laugh at your hilarity often. she thinks you're pretty cool, i'd have to agree.
filthyphil asked: Do you think humans will ever partake in interstellar travel, or do you think it will be exclusively for 'bots? Or do you think we will upload our conscience to machines?
Anonymous asked: Your e-ego is getting out of control and I think you need to cool it a bit. I just wanted to anonymously tell you that you are a big homo sandwich.
Love, Nathan. (anonymously)
Love, Nathan. (anonymously)
skinnyghost asked: I hate you. Die in and internet accident.
Just...
Just...
somethingintellectual-deactivat asked: So I've been following you forever now...and...*dramatic pause*
I'd like to let you know that I think you're awesome. :)
I'd like to let you know that I think you're awesome. :)
-thoughtvomit--deactivated20100 asked: love your blog. peace.
dadaoist asked: Nothing nothing robot heart.
Cold and dry,
end to start.
Rev us fast,
rev us slow.
Robot heart,
go go go!
Cold and dry,
end to start.
Rev us fast,
rev us slow.
Robot heart,
go go go!
Don't ask me anything →
